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The bravest woman on Earth.
okay but like if pet names make you uncomfortable PLEASE tell me because i am a pet name whore and i will not register them as something not acceptable unless i’m told
guys this super cute black girl came in my store with big, beautiful, natural hair and she was showing off her new red dress and i told her “you look so beautiful, just like annie!” and she and her mom didn’t know about the new movie coming out so i showed her the trailer and she said “mommy she looks just like me!” and her smile was so fucking huge
don’t tell me representation isn’t important
im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to
spiderman dances to the beat
no matter what song
ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour
GUYS WATCH THIS WHILE LISTENING TO MY HAPPY LITTLE PILL IM LAUGHING
who is interested in dating an ugly girl who sleeps all day and only cares about music
OH MY GOD STOP SAYING THAT DOCTORS SHOULDN’T SAY ‘IT’S A BOY’ OR ‘IT’S A GIRL’ AT BIRTH
IT’S NOT ABOUT ‘FORCING GENDER ROLES ON BABIES’ IT’S ABOUT ENSURING THAT THE CHILD GETS THE BEST CARE POSSIBLE BASED ON THEIR BIOLOGICAL SEX JFC
anyways what else would they say if they can’t announce boy or girl.
"it’s a thing!"
yeah that’s not gonna work.
"It sure is a baby alright"
this hedgehog is cheering for u bc u can do anything
Thanks lil buddy.
so you should go to this website here and put in the date of your birthday
(mine’s national chocolate cupcake day!!)
IM RICE PUDDONG EWWWWWWWWEEEEWWWEEEEWW
I’m guacamole I’m so disgusted right now what the heck
Nutella Day apparently. OMG.Apple Pie
hot fudge sundae day fuck ye
FUCKING DOG BISCUIT APPRECIATION DAY
Fucking strawberries and cream day
National cold cuts day. So exciting.
- Everyone who’s watched Death Note, at some point (via deathnotefansite)